Did anyone else slip and fall down the stairs?

I didn’t even plan on entering the staircase. I was outside smoking a cigarette and went to go look at what it was when a bunch of people pushed me forward and I couldn’t get away before I *appeared* here.

Damn dogs woke me up wanting to go outside to go to the bathroom. And when all that happened, it was a nice cold breeze coming out of the opening, and we needed shelter.

I went outside to see the meteor shower that was supposed to happen and next thing I know all the buildings are gone and there’s a huge hole. My damn nosy nature got the better of me and I went to check it out.

My son’s dog had to go out and while out there he started barking. He wouldn’t come in so i had to step outside, just as everything collapsed. In Michigan on January 3rd it’s cold! I had to enter the dungeon or die. At least i had pajamas on, Christmas tree pajamas and my plaid slippers, but at least i had pants! Now I’m stuck in the dungeon with that stupid German shepherd/German shorthair mix (Colt) my son brought home and my crazy orange cat (Tom) who slips out the door every time someone opens it.

Danged stairwell opened up in the middle of my hospitals parking lot. I was outside getting a change of scrubs out of my car. Was 3 steps away from going back inside when it happened. I guess now I’m grateful that patient threw up on me… downside.. I only had a change of pants. The puke is on my top.

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