Desperado for a Club

Three crawlers. One very lonely party. Absolutely terrible recruitment numbers.

We started one of the first Dirty Shirley groups, but apparently our recruitment department was staffed entirely by meth llamas.

There are three of us, all active daily and currently on Floor 5. We’re looking for a bigger, active party to join so we can actually enjoy the social side of the dungeon instead of staring at each other in our sad little bubble.

We’re friendly, we participate, and we’ve somehow managed to survive this long despite our questionable management decisions.

If your party has room for three more degenerates, let me know how many members you’ve got!

DON’T LET OUR PARTY DIE ALONE, CARL.