Favorite Crawler Lines thread

[FollowerOfTheWay]

We all know “Mongo is appauled”, “Glurp, Glurp” and “You will not break me.” But what other lines do you like?

I was listening last night, having some stoner munchies, just about to swallow when Donut says,

“Ah you done stuck your pecker in the wrong beehive.”

I about choked to death!

[3ringcASSerole]

Well considering his history with my client and the princess I’d say this is improper at best. It’s a three-ring ass casserole at worst.

Hence my crawler name 😂

[Mommymouse]

WHY DIDN’T YOUR MOTHER DRIBBLE YOU BACK OUT ONTO THE TRUCK STOP BATHROOM FLOOR, REZAN?

[InadequateQuestion]

You need to stop dry humping crazy.

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