Favorite Crawler Lines thread – Page 2

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- September 13, 2026 at 5:42 am #225
  
  FollowerOfTheWay
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  We all know “Mongo is appauled”, “Glurp, Glurp” and “You will not break me.” But what other lines do you like?
  
  I was listening last night, having some stoner munchies, just about to swallow when Donut says,
  
  “Ah you done stuck your pecker in the wrong beehive.”
  
  I about choked to death!
- September 13, 2026 at 12:17 pm #230
  
  3ringcASSerole
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  Well considering his history with my client and the princess I’d say this is improper at best. It’s a three-ring ass casserole at worst.
  
  Hence my crawler name 😂
- September 17, 2026 at 2:30 pm #288
  
  Mommymouse
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  WHY DIDN’T YOUR MOTHER DRIBBLE YOU BACK OUT ONTO THE TRUCK STOP BATHROOM FLOOR, REZAN?
  - October 8, 2026 at 2:16 am #868
    
    Krud The Toe Reaper
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    Love that one too mommymouse
- September 17, 2026 at 10:43 pm #296
  
  InadequateQuestion
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  You need to stop dry humping crazy.
- September 18, 2026 at 9:06 am #309
  
  MrBungle
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  “Okay, buddy. We gotta be quick. You are balls deep in the wrong hole, and mom is pulling into the driveway. You get me?” -Quasar
- September 18, 2026 at 10:44 am #312
  
  Nvhutchins1998
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  Not super unique, but “Don’t gaslight me, Jesus” has been my go-to phrase at work.
  
  Personal favorite phrase though is Samantha’s from part 1 of book 6, when she’s rambling about her plan in life.
- September 20, 2026 at 6:40 pm #360
  
  Thick-ticket
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  Causing chaos in club vanquisheris like giving the pope a wedgy and teabagging him”
- September 20, 2026 at 6:46 pm #361
  
  Crawler Victoria L
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  “Oh yes” Samantha purred. “I got a coin pouch in my nussy. You make that drink right, and I’ll let you use those sexy little claws of yours to dig it out”
- September 21, 2026 at 6:26 pm #394
  
  Javi_Lopez
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  I spit in your eye! pretty much anytime Pony gets mad at Carl lol
- September 22, 2026 at 7:51 pm #426
  
  Jasmine
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  There will be no more warm hugs from me!
- October 4, 2026 at 12:02 pm #751
  
  4chinkooky
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  “Its not the first time Ive woken up smelling like a stranger’s wang, believe me” Ellie.
  
  Shes my spirit animal
  - October 24, 2026 at 1:23 am #1599
    
    BabyLynn
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    She sure is something else!! Lol
- October 4, 2026 at 10:44 pm #768
  
  Krud The Toe Reaper
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  I will kill your mother!!
- October 6, 2026 at 8:07 pm #834
  David31980
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  BEYATTLE! That’s it. Just the word.
  - This reply was modified 3 weeks, 5 days ago by David31980.
- October 19, 2026 at 3:37 am #1275
  
  Brandi
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  “There sure were a lot of babies in there, Carl”
- October 19, 2026 at 1:19 pm #1294
  
  dnanspach
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  Imani’s “Bitch what?” when she meets Pony for the first time in the Tangle.
- October 22, 2026 at 10:16 pm #1470
  
  BabyLynn
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  Don’t yell at me!!!…..wait, I think it’s working……lol
- October 22, 2026 at 10:18 pm #1471
  
  Krellios
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  “I am the way M-Fckr” – Uzi Jesus
- October 24, 2026 at 5:01 pm #1650
  
  NDizzle
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  The System AI and Mana Toast.
  
  This is toast.
  
  It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you!
- October 29, 2026 at 11:35 pm #2200
  
  Krellios
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  Whoop whoop b*tch*$!
  -Sluggo
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