If it were real, how long would you ACTUALLY last?

[Robin]

Id like to think Id do well, but I dont like hurting things, and I hate running. I think Id do okay with the gorey bits and the smells. But Id probably try to befriend the goblins and get myself killed.

[Jasmine]

I would like to think my untapped feminine rage would help me through the levels, along with the promise of the crispiest of Diet Cokes I want to believe the Bopca proprietors would have on tap.

[Krellios]

Same here in this for the most part—I do not think I’d last too long haha

[3ringcASSerole]

I wouldn’t bet on me getting very far unless the AI falls in love with my feet.

[FollowerOfTheWay]

In a game, I’d be in for the long haul. In a situation like the books, I’m more of a get my wife somewhere safe then take out as many as possible before I die. Seriously, who wants to live in the aftermath even if you “win”?

[Ivy Ryker]

haha, I am a klutz and struggle to move on the best of days –

*New Achievement*
“You came in with your own built in debuff! Unusual, and cruel self punishment!

“Reward!”
*says in a quick, flat casual tone*
“Congratulations, I guess?” 🤣

[DannyB876]

I’d like to think if maybe make it to the Tangle, but I know I’d make some obvious oversight along the way that’ll cost me any chance of getting too far…

[Metallifreak42]

If it were real… in my current body? …
I’d HOPE I could at least make it to floor 3 to choose a new Race and Class… after that? (coin flip gesture) Who knows. Seems to me, your survival in the dungeon ends up being more on the circumstances in the crawl itself, more than your own actions in it. Like, almost 75/25.

[Mommymouse]

Considering my current disabled body? First floor barely down the ramp. Only chance I would get would be if I stole a wheelchair and fell in with a group like Meadowlark.

[Brandi]

I think I’d be alright. I’d Daryl Dixon my way through it. Find a crossbow and a companion…level up and keep my head low lol

[Brit]

I 100% would have stepped on a trap or something on the first floor and been blown to smithereens.

Or fall victim to a glitch in the bathroom per my luck 😂

[Krellios]

I may have been inside and not outside, so maybe I’d never make it to the 1st dungeon entrance haha

[Ramzilla]

In a zombie apocalypse I think I’d do well, in DCC I’d be lucky to hit floor 4 before something got me that I wasn’t expecting.

[Bladebrown]

I think I could last fairly long. I’m handy, have trade skills, able to push my body to extremes, and endure quite a bit of pain. I’m not in the best of shape at 43. But I’d like to think my smarts would make up the ground

[NDizzle]

I think I could last for a good while. I have good survival instincts and I’m good building with my hands. I would also do anything to protect my own peeps!

[Jdubstatus]

Probably floor 12’or lower

[CaRL_El_MaZMoRReRo]

Thx

[Calcifer]

I love donut

[RomanRed]

I like to think I’ll at least make it to the third floor after all bets are off.

[ashe]

I would try to make it to the third floor, but with my current skills, I’d be lucky to make it to the second floor.

[BabyLynn]

Umm…I’d say 11 minuets…lol

[Brandon Gi]

Well, I 100% know that I’d simply have been squished inside a building to start. If I was outside by some chance, my anxiety war between staying outside or going down the steps would probably continue in agony until the steps just disappear. If I got down the steps, I think I could push through to the third floor. But I can’t honestly see me surviving past that… sadly.

[ellia]

I think I’d be good at finding someone like Carl and riding his coattails the whole way down

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